Act 5- Feeling his plan in Act 4 was flawless, Jack decides the reason they lost was because they lacked the cliche 'badass chick' that Scelte was well equipped with. Jack goes on a scandalous woman chase, and after a handful of defeats, finds the perfect woman. WoE begins, and their new wonder woman is late. She shows up in tears, explaining her recent boyfriend has broken up with her. Jack comforts his new hawt guildie, until time has almost run out. Jack leads the entire guild to battle, only to bedefeated by a technical stat malfunction. Jack mourns heavy over the loss, confused at why they couldn't win with their new battle amazon. It all comes together when Sam reveals she's not actually a woman, just a homosexual male who prefers the female sprite.